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BRIDGE OF BIRDS

  A Novel of an Ancient China That Never Was

  by Barry Hughart

  For Ann and Pete

Caveat Oriens

  prolepsis (prō lep’ sis), n., pl. -ses(-sēz). 1. Rhet. the anticipation of possible objections in order to answer them in advance. 2. the assigning of a person, event, etc., to a period earlier than the actual one.

  The Random House Dictionary of the English Language

Caveat Occidens

  Chen. To stand still. To gallop at full speed.

  Wan. A small mouth. Some say a large mouth.

  Ch'he. Devoid of intelligence, deficiency of wit, silly, idiotic. Also used for borrowing and returning books.

  Pee. A dog under the table.

  A dog with short legs.

  A short-headed dog.

  Maou Tsaou. A scholar not succeeding and giving himself over to liquor.

  — The Chinese Unicorn, edited, from Chinese-English dictionaries, by Thomas Rowe; printed for Robert Gilkey (private circulation).
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