The rules for constructing an IKEA product name is that it must contain at least one spurious consonant, and one vowel must have an Umlaut.
The more interesting thing will be the assembly instructions. I can just imagine how the cheery figures will cover roof top safety.
Here are assembly instructions for something that isn’t an IKEA product. HJÜRL (PDF) They were created as a handout for my “Mechanical Artillery 101” “class” at the most recent NYC Maker Faire.
