Impressive champagne saber fail at Michelin-starred restaurant

[mocon]

@RickMycroft

What’s wrong with holding the bottle upright and carefully working out the cork, for a release of gas without a wasteful fountain spray?

If I can’t haphazardly waste insanely expensive sh!t, what’s the point of my being so criminally wealthy?

Now excuse me while I slowly drive my Lamborghini down the I-5 during rush hour.