In "demeaning" competition, teachers scramble to scoop up dollar bills for school supplies

[Doctor_Faustus]

@jerwin

I’d be horrible at this, not least because security would whisk me away for pretending to be a teacher without a license, but because I’m physically infirm. I gather there are at least some real teachers who are similarly uncoordinated.

Presumably the schools selected their strongest, fittest faculty to the dystopian educational Hunger Games