Insurance company accuses man of building Rube Goldberg machine to burn his house down

Wouldn’t any self respecting hipster have a list ready?

  • small-batch bacon bourbon
  • crumbled bacon is added to shipping excelsior surrounding co-op’s artisinal steampunk espresso machines
  • bookmarks
  • siding/roofing
  • swizzle sticks
  • bacon leather (wallets, pants, driving gloves)
  • etc.
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