Insurance company accuses man of building Rube Goldberg machine to burn his house down

He’s a British ex-pat, what do you expect. And look, I’m not saying I don’t like Brits, I just don’t like them over here. They don’t integrate properly, they want sheep-free schools for their children, and that’s just not what we’re about here. And I’ve tried, OK? I’ve even tried British Marmite but it’s foreign muck, all runny and sweet and nothing like the proper stuff. Savages, the lot of them. I mean, not to say - a lot of them are all right, sure. Friendly people. I just don’t see why we have to put up with their nonsense in our country.

Am I still bitter about Brexit? I DON’T KNOW, AM I!?!?

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