Heisenberg and Schrödinger are going for a joyride. Then, flashing lights appear in the rear-view mirror, and the two are pulled over by the police. The cop approaches the driver’s side and asks Heisenberg, “Do you know how fast you were going?” “No,” says Heisenberg, “but I know exactly where I am!” Bewildered, the cop asks if he can search the car, and Heisenberg consents. When the cop opens the trunk, a nauseating smell fills the air. “Hey, buddy,” says the cop, “Do you know you’ve got a dead cat in here?” To which Schrödinger says, “Well, I do now!”
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