Intellectual jokes

True. If so, here’s my tip for woody: Don’t re-tell the story as a joke.

cheer up her very first class, who had just all gotten a zero on their first quiz
What are the the chances a whole class got a zero on their test? I’d say zero.

A hand went up in the back. "Teacher, if he was so…
A hand went up? The student referred to their teacher as ‘teacher’? Sounds like a real story.

an hour after that she closed her mouth and went home
An hour!? Who is this woman? Is it Homer Simpson reacting to an insult?