A mathematician and an engineer walk into a bar where they see a beautiful woman sitting on one of the stools.
She says, “If you come over here, you can have me, but every time you cover half the distance, you have to stop for a second and then continue.”
The mathematician says, “We’ll never get to her!”
The engineer says, “Eh, we’ll get close enough.”
Later, a dyslexic walks into the same bra.
