Ok, odd question:
What happens if you are halfway around the world and you make a big enough ass of yourself that you get put on the do not fly list? Like an American in Australia or Europe?
Do you have to take a tramp steamer back? Charter a plane? Buy a boat? Do they give you a one-time-pass to let you get home? If they do, do they put you in chains?
Anyone know? (And yes, I know in this case, had it been in Ansterdam, he could have driven home via the tunnel or a ferry…)
