I find myself recycling random tidbits from memory and using them in the context of parenting (or pet ownership). This is one of 'em, delivered in as close to the same tone of voice as I can get. For example:
(Cleaning up cat piss)
“I hope you’re proud of yourself”
(invariably followed by “Dad can we get another cat?”)
We watched Big Lebowski with our 16-year-old (figuring it was time), and when it got to “Yeah, well, you know that’s just like, uh, your opinion, man,” he turned to me and said “oh, that’s where you got that!”
