It's a BoingBoing Conspiracy!


#8

What if it was all an elaborate joke gone wrong?


#9

What if it was all an elaborate joke gone right??


#10


#11

I notice every time Jade Helm '15 is mentioned, @xeni is nowhere to be found. Hrrrmmmm…


#12

Oh my lord, I’ve never heard of that and now am completely fascinated. Why isn’t BB covering the conspiracy theories?

an international operation aimed to seize people’s guns, recently closed Wal-Marts used by the military to stockpile supplies for Chinese troops who will be arriving to disarm Americans

Isn’t Makers set in abandoned strip-malls? Doesn’t the publisher support radical gun-control measures?? Ever notice that Mark buys and awful lot of stuff made in China???


#13

We are covering this.


:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:
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#15

What about the queers building landing strips for gay martians?


:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:
#16

What if @ActionAbe and @OtherMichael have switched identities? OR!!! What if they were the same person all along? What if they are both joinly @falcor?


#17

What if zombies are real, but they’ve managed to blend into the rest of the population?


#18

That would explain a lot really.


#19

Diversion! Everyone stay the course!


#20

No I’m not! Er… we’re not- or no! I’m not! No. We’re. Definitely we’re.


#21

Does it matter to you if you live nowhere near Des Moines?


#22

Mm-hm. Not at all suspicious.


#23
What if zombies are real, but they've managed to blend into the rest of the population?

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#25

OMG, the last one is the best one somehow, cause dude’s just walking along with (what I assume is) an RPG on his shoulder, NBD!


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#27

What if the banana posts are all a part of the Chiquita conspiracy, and Cory is just a shill for Big Musa. Just look at it!