Itunes terms and conditions as a graphic novel in many cartoonists' styles

Heck, I can do that…

  1. Give us your money.
  2. We may, or may not provide you something in return.
  3. If we do provide you something, we can take it back whenever we damn well please, without notice or compensation to you.
  4. By agreeing to these terms you forever surrender, for yourself and your estate, any remedy in a court of law.

EDIT: To be fair, nothing about the above summary is unique to Apple.

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