Jake Gyllenhaal and Conor McGregor are starring in a Roadhouse remake

I don’t know who’s rising through UFC or how the newly cosmopolitan Roadhouse is going to set [carts out agrestics eager to push pricing of their friction welding additive printer and EroAce evangelism,] but the McGregors can only play The Girl very well I’m assured. Maybe they’ll trade off a few times and be they/them’s best selves, maybe the fight scenes will be replaced by spot unionizing and Restricted Substances therapy, gotta keep that reboot fresh.

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