James Brown and the $600 Cup Noodle Cooker

Hey, I’m not eating it because it’s healthy (and that’s for damn sure, because each one has like 2000% your daily required allotment of sodium…). Rendered hogs taste good (citation: Popularity of bacon…).

But… there are soy, miso, wakame etc… versions, so you could find a vegetarian (and still probably unhealthy) version should you please.