HEY HIPPIE!!!..I think I hear Wavy Gravy calling YOU! You’re WANTED back at the Hog Farm!
Wait…wait…my bad…that was just a flashback I was having…happens sometimes…I want that TV set. I want that TV set. I want that TV set. Did you know Wavy Gravy’s birth name is Hugh Nanton Romney and that as a young child he would take long walks with Albert Einstein and that he started dressing as a clown to get the heat off his back and B.B King named him Wavy Gravy? These pretzels are making me thirsty. Got a light? Got a light? Got a light? Did you know that in many parts of Africa Guinness Stout is made with sorghum? I really want that TV set the one with a neck, head and flat body at the bottom. I’ve been looking for a while but they’re all so expensive because they’ve all been snapped up by those rich freaks in Manhattan but I did see one at a garage sale three years ago for $25 but I didn’t have any cash so I asked the lady to hold it she said she would but when I got back it was gone…she sold it for $50. NASA really jumped the shark with the Space Shuttle program.
