John Boehner pledged eternal support for imprisoning marijuana users, now he's in the legal weed business

Well, Boehner retired in 2015, before the asshole in the Supreme Court suddenly did us all a favour and died (I know, I know, speak no ill of the dead, but Scalia was an asshole), and 2016 was just one long awful stretch that cumulated in a fucking nightmare.

Boehner packing his things and going home was supposed to be a sign of the assholes in retreat, not the levees breaking.