Critic: Our next movie is “McBain”, another shoot-em-up, push-em-through-the-plate-glass-window splatterfest from the Hollywood cookie cutter. Here’s a typically brainless scene.
[show scene]
Captain: Senator Mendoza is one of the most respected citizens in the state, McBain. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, broke the necks of three of his bodyguards and drove a bus to his front door!?
McBain: But captain, I have proof that he’s head of an international drug cartel!
Captain: I don’t wanna hear it, McBain! You’re outta here!
[McBain punches the captain out of the window and plummets into the fountain]
McBain: That makes two of us.
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