Juicero spotted on slightly dirty thrift shore shelf

I thought it was going to be dumb, but that 40 minute teardown video was BRILLIANT! Awesome commentary on this overbuilt albatross. There are some really yummy good parts in there. The machined aluminum chassis is amazing. It’s really a thing of beauty, like a solid gold toilet. The gears and bearings and hall sensors and transformers and wifi and and and… all the crap they threw at this thing… I am just shaking my head at how beautiful and absurd this piece of machinery is.

So this is how the world is turning out to be? When I was a kid, I dreamed of flying cars and all the rest… but instead, we get Keurigs and Juiceros. LOL, what a load of crap! Life is fucking bizarre, if nothing else.

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