Just another emergency landing after an unruly passenger assaults a flight attendant

[Surprise_Puma]

@spetrovits

cans of despair, packed with meat that’s just itching to go bad

That’s poetry.

@danimagoo i believe they’re all supposed to be “undercover” as part of their in-flight jobs, so having the AM outed as an AM is liable to result in some changes to their assignments.