Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a free weed lmao program for African-Americans who open a science fair that operates for 15 days in an inner city.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a gay adoption program for cat owners who open a dog park that operates for 5 years in the RNC.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a free speech on YouTube program for Trump staffers who open a wing joint that operates for 4 days in a purple state.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a community banking program for Berniebros who open a donut shop that operates for 19 months in the parking lot of a bank.
The generator has now attained sentience and is trying to trolley Trump.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a Section 8 housing program for Mexican-Americans who open a casino that operates for 5 weeks in Mar-a-Lago.
