My first one was pure gold:
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a carbon pricing program for immigrants who open an Arby’s that operates for 17 years in a national park.
ETA: Well, never mind, it turns out this is just a very, very good generator:
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a diversity initiative program for Q-Anon followers who open a library that operates for 19 weeks in Tornado Alley.
