Kasich quits Republican race

The only one since Teddy^WTaft.

And people wonder why this country is in this handbasket, and where is it even going.

I mean, eff el ay and all but you gotta respect Vin Scully:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/vin-scully-researched-beards-and-his-lecture-was-brilliant-163006843.html

Who else could deliver a homily on facial hair while still calling play-by-play?

ETA: I’m surprised he didn’t get into Steinbrenner’s notorious aversion to facial hair on players, nor Rollie Fingers’ reply to the Reds’ moustache policy: “Well, you tell Marge Schott to shave her Saint Bernard, and I’ll shave my moustache.”

EATA: I really hope “Saint Bernard” was not a euphemism.

EAATA:

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