Carnival Barker:
“HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! See the incredible hypnotic ORANGE-FACED MONKEY-MAN! He’s ALIVE! ALIVE! He’s on the INSIDE! He’s the STRANGEST FREAK ever born to live! Watch him DANCE like an APE! SPIT like a REPTILE! (Doctors, nurses, scientists, and medical professionals admitted FREE!) EVERYONE admitted FREE! (Complete refund if proven to be a fake!) HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!”
Oldest. Con. Ever.
And it always works. Always draws a crowd.
For a while, at least.
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