Kickstarting a metal, reusable, self-extracting straw

Yes all that I saw point to that, including one from the NPS, which I mistakenly assumed was a good authority. Maybe I’m right and 1.6 straws per man, woman, child, baby, grandmother, etc, per day, is rather a lot and difficult to believe. Whatever, I hope we’ll all use less straws and less plastic stuff in general. And stop drinking Frapucinnos.