As an avid BoingBoing reader, a native plants enthusiast who would love to literally ‘demonize’ kudzu (pronounced ‘cud-zoo’) and coincidentally vice-chair of the Chapel Hill planning board, I’d love to have you build your monument near your alma mater. I mention the planning board because we don’t currently have a zoning district for 'gigantic flame-breathing animatronic statues to invasive species," but perhaps we should. 
If it weren’t for the Duke Power easement, there’s a spot only just about five hundred yards down the hill from town hall that would be perfect.
