Dratted favorite authors takin’ all tha razzafrazzin credit: I was fiddling with Markov chains (and Google Translate for that extra element of random deliciousness) almost THREE whole days ago. I chose advertising copy samples, the worst comments from youtube I could find, and the intros/theme song lyrics to 80’s television shows. Feed my script text, and it runs it in and out of a couple languages via Google Translate, then takes the result and runs it through the Markov chain analyzer.
It’s cranking out delicious bits of weirdness like:
The life support system due to lost souls can find them through a back alley abortionist back to the city, the relevant class of young men and one contemporary man himself dirty garbage to survive as a cloud freezes.
Your work and expect us to be more precise, you should feel distractions in the background fading light. You can add users to the bereaved – tell us about the mower’s work. You’ve done that. Easy sex, or just coated – steel wire, plastic clamshell cases cut links and untwisting, a dozen sealed. Each case is more comfortable.
We have been producing gum disease. Symptoms should not be ignored. Nothing is more peaceful.
They own, where the number of pregnancies at risk trying to play a free download, then good old boys, 500 years, the government designed entirely for 30 days, mutilated.
More details on the history of this silly hobby of mine (seriously, I’ve been fiddling with this sort of thing for years) at http://medianoretornable.net/2013/12/07/better-poetry-via-the-power-of-science/
Extreme kudos to the Strossman. I’m stealing the Lovecraft corpus bit, and then I’m gonna run this sucker till it spits out the pilot episode of Dukes Of A-Team Vs. Cthulhu in the 25th Century (for only $29.95)
