“So for Secretary of Education we want the rich donor who hates public schools and has never set foot in one as a student. Ideally a business woman with absolutely no experience or education in teaching. For Attorney General we want the guy who acts like the president’s lawyer, and doesn’t believe the president can be found to have broken the law. For Department of energy, we need someone famously stupid in charge of handling nuclear technology.” For DOI and EPA we of course want corporate toads. “Who do you want for secretary of labor?” “Well, since we’re looking for the absolute worst, ideally we’d want someone who’s enabled child sexual slavery in order to curry favor with a billionaire…”
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