Lauren Boebert has an "I'm not a witch" moment, denying lurid rumors about her when no one asked

Of all the heinous shit she’s said and done, “escorting” Lyin’ Ted Cruz wouldn’t even wiggle the needle on my bad-shit-o-meter. It would certainly be one of the more distasteful things I’ve heard someone do, but certainly nothing to get upset about.

Fucking over our rights? Evil. Pushing fraudulent claims about her chosen tyrant? Totally evil. Voting for gods and guns? Pure evil. Banging a loathsome, cowardly scumbucket? Revolting, but not evil.

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