Soooo… they have diving boards, but visitors should know that they’re not actually safe to use? I think a lawsuit is warranted here.
And that still wouldn’t have been enough, because it looks like you could hurt yourself just stepping off the diving boards.
You have people like Elon Musk suing advertisers for not advertising with him. Well, that’s that’s the sort of thing that it should refer to, anyways. (Wouldn’t it be nice if every time that phrase was used, it was all about denouncing some corporate legal fuckery? Rather than individuals seeking legal remedies that seem unreasonable but only because of absurd healthcare costs and a lack of a reasonable social safety net in the country…)