That’s wrong. I have it on good authority* that “Instant Coffee” is freeze dried and compacted mouse turd that’s seasoned with oak leaves, dryer lint, and rancid orange juice. Then it’s run through a really dirty cheesecloth and dried on a specially made bed of sawdust and roaches, then packaged and sold.
*Dad
Of course, *Dad also told me that McDonalds manufactures all of their pickles and tomatoes in factories somewhere in Middle Georgia, so he’s basically right on the money all the time.
