Lego Star Destroyer collision

Sure, aside from murdering thousands of jedi (including dozens of children) after lying about a coup, building and using planet-destroying weapons, torturing prisoners (sometimes just to draw out other rebels, not because they wanted information), forcefully subjugating “inferior” races (wookies, ewoks, etc.), and dissolving democratically-elected institutions, the Empire was a beacon of decency and goodness. After all, no brutally evil government organization has ever used the expression “fear will keep the local systems in line” to describe their governing philosophy.

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