Let The Simpsons die

Count me among those who used to consider The Simpsons compulsory viewing but now reserve that status for South Park after seeing too many utterly lacklustre Sipsons eps…

I know there have been a lot of great eps since the Simspons’ first nadir, but watching a show you’ve grown to dearly love and seeing only lame slapstick and pop culture references feels like being gypped in a shell game. No wait, it feels more like a mad scientist was paid by a billionaire to exhume and re-animate your favourite childhood pet into a shambling, pus-belching zombie.

It’s just too hard to weed through all the dross for the gems… perhaps somebody has compiled a spreadsheet to help? Failing that, it’s hard to imagine what would rekindle my interest in The Simspons…

I tell you what’d make it feverishly compulsive again, though - if all the writers would just go and read this Rolling Stone article. It makes normal folks boil up with impotent rage, but if you had a really loud voice like those guys, there’d be an outlet for the fury…

And I’d lap it up like manna from heaven.

Why I love South Park: brutal, vicious, steel-capped boot-shod satire.