Lightning hits tree, sends branches over one block radius

There is a linguistic difference between peace officers and police officers which only exists for part of this fine nation. In a lot of places badge + radio = police.

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It protects you from your own ignorance. Much like a heat warning on a coffee cup.

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Where you find policy you find police.

I was walking through the woods east of Wasseralfingen, West Germany, when I saw an odd, radial pattern of splinters on the forest floor. I followed to the center and found two trees. The stricken tree was cracked in half, with the top half leaning on top of a neighboring tree, which also had been cracked. I wish I’d had a camera. Pardon my crude drawing.

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How many cities keep “EXPLODING VEGETATION, DO NOT CROSS” tape on hand?

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Best I can tell, an exploding anything is a possible police matter.

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An exploding tree is a police matter?

Seems legitimate to me…

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Australian ones, possibly?

Do you feel lucky, punk?

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“Police Line: Do Not Fuck”

Like that War on Drugs and the War on Terror, I expect all our halfhearted opposition will simply serve to make the matter worse.

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Sounds like your mom had an unforgettable Mother Day, Mark.

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Don’t mess with Mother, Nature.

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