Drones? Pneumatic tubes? No, my friend.
The future is in fully organic delivery systems with complex sensor technology (visual, auditory, and geopositioning capabilities) built out of completely biodegradable materials, which need no aviation approval, are self-piloting, and run on fuel that can be found in any common public trashcan.
I’m speaking, of course, of homing pigeons.
Now where’s my $10 million contract?
