Look at this weirdo pig-faced shark found in the Mediterranean Sea

I’ve spoken to representatives of the shark who would like to relay a message to Mr. David Pescovitz:

“The shark already has self esteem issues, and would like to offer a sincere Fuck You to Mr. Pescovitz. Furthermore, the shark’s mother believes that it is beautiful in it’s own way, and thinks Mr. Pescovitz is a weird grubby looking pink hairless mammal. That is all.”

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