Lovecraftian rant about the horrors of Blackboard

I’m very glad, for many reasons, that I’m not in school anymore. I can’t imagine why anyone still thinks it’s a good idea to use blackboard anymore, since it is utterly obvious to anyone who’s used it that it is entirely devoid of redeeming qualities. You can’t even open a link in a new tab from inside it, which, in this century, is completely fucking ridiculous.