Luxury phone maker Vertu to "usher in touchscreens"

Life would be a bit more fair if this principle would be applied to all items of daily use: the rich only get to use shitty versions of our stuff and they´re all made of impracticable luxury materials. Their cars would be platin-plated Ladas, barely able to gather speed because of the extra weight, their clothes made of spun gold in gaudy designs, scratching their skin bloody, they´d have to be very careful when eating their cereal in the morning, because it is laced with tiny diamonds and also tastes like fish oil.

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