I was under the impression this guy doesn’t drink…
Ah, so he is to be the major Prophet in The Cult of Lord Dampnut?
Are Lord Dampnut’s other self-proclaimed ‘Prophets’ aware of this?
I hope that, when he leads his enslaved people out of their obvious bondage, that he takes em all.
Got the perfect destination, too:
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Plus!:
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