Me and you both. I propose one that sends us money. This would make me, you, the spirits of both John Maynard Keynes and Milton Freedman* happy, plus in my case, the bankers when they take their cut for turning it into pounds. This seems like a win for everyone IMO.
*we could call them ‘microdrone drops’ instead of helicopter drops cos there’d (hopefully) be a lot of 'em, and they’re only little. I am a genius, and soon to be rich!