Make up your own "anti-woke" t-shirt

I am a MAILROOM WORKER.
I YEET BOXES. I make the dumb FRADJEELEE JOKE EVERY TIME.
I push HEAVY CARTS while listening to DISCWORLD NOVELS, and wishing my FEET DIDN’T HURT.
I MISPRONOUNCE your name AND APOLOGIZE, then I ask how I should ACTUALLY SAY IT.
Any PERSONAL ITEMS from Amazon you had shipped to the business address is MY FRISBEE.

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