Making Mario Batali's sexual misconduct cinnamon rolls

Yeah, that confused me, too. Pardon me for stating the obvious but pizza dough is intended to be very glutenous, chewy, stretchy, so that you can form thin rounds, and savoury. I like them cracker-thin and crisp. You want sweetroll dough to be soft, tender, shortened, and y’know, sweet. It’s completely baffling.

edit: Put garlic powder and paprika in pizza dough. You’re welcome.

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