What’s wrong with buying your weight in garigarikun popsicles and hoping for the best? Pineapple is one of the good flavors. If they tied the prize in with their spaghetti popsicles I’d be more in favor of forgery.
I would also like to see these fake winning popsicle sticks. Custom brands are not hard to come buy, but I suspect they went with something with less of a wait time.