Man awarded $450,000 after his office threw an unwanted birthday party that gave him a panic attack

[ficuswhisperer]

@DiveGirl

I literally threatened to not buy a Saturn if they brought all of the employees in to clap like the insipid commercials. The salesperson was crestfallen and everyone gave me side eye when I was handed the key in silence.

Who actually likes this kind of shit? Probably the same kind of people who get restaurant staff to sing happy birthday to embarrass the person having a birthday meal.