Man creates a snarky review of his office's janky $1K/yr water cooler

Oh, hell yes. My office made the mistake of getting an HP, and the sonofabitch won’t even let you SCAN if it decides to expire your printhead. That’s right, even the printheads expire. Needless to say, that idiotic piece of crap hasn’t been powered on in years now.

I hate that your choices these days are either user-hostile crap foisted on the masses, or DIY stuff hacked together with an Arduino, baling wire, and duct tape. No middle ground.