Man delivering newspapers notices a restaurant on fire and puts it out himself

2 old men are sitting on a tropical beach
The first man says, “I used to run a factory, but there was a fire which wiped my business out. So I took the insurance money and retired”

The second man says, “I had a huge warehouse, but there was but there was a massive flood which wiped my business out. So I took the insurance money and retired”

First man asks, “How do you start a flood?”

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