Man sues Apple for failing to save him from smut

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@Mitch_M1

I shall retain him to represent me in my lawsuit against the manufacturer of the couch my dad hid his magazines under.

Alas, he is currently unable to practice law having been placed on ‘Disability inactive status’ due to mental or physical incapacity(take a guess which…)

I assume that he can still represent himself, pro se; but no dice for you.