The entire complaint is worthy of originating from the bowels of Conservapedia. The author is yearning for a 1950s that didn’t exist, where the men were Christian, the women were good Christians and knew their place was in the kitchen and in the bedroom and knew when to be in each WITHOUT THE MAN HAVING TO SAY A WORD, and atheists and gays shut the hell up and made themselves scarce if they knew what was best for them, and he’s angry that it’s 2013 instead.
Also, I wonder if this isn’t him trying to cover his butt against his relationship with his wife falling apart – transferring the blame onto Apple for ruining his relationship because how can he think his wife is attractive when these barely-legal sirens are luring him with their Photoshopped tits. Trying to make a paper trail to block pre-nuptual provisions or something?
