IKR? That’s what the professional agitators are for.
I wish the Democratic Party would get a few on board to lob those kind of bombs at the republicans for opposing vaccines, opposing minimum wage increases (“they say they they are against welfare, but the biggest welfare recipients are Walmart and McDonald’s!”), restricting voting rights (“what are they afraid of? If their message is popular, they will win in an even bigger landslide!”), for their stance on open carry (“so afraid of their own shadow they need to strap a gun to their hip to go to a suburban Starbucks!”), ad nauseum. There needs to be someone to publicly ridicule these positions loudy and mercilessly. “Oh no! Critical Race Theory! Do the precious snowflakes need a safe space to cry about how mean brown people are to mention 200+ years of American slavery? Do you need a trigger warning?”
I’m grumpy today.