Do you know what else millennials like? Free Wifi.
Also, a wood fired pizza oven in each room would be nice.
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On the nightstand.
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āCall some place paradise, kiss it goodbyeā.
Because your unmonetized pleasure is someone elseās unrealized revenue opportunity.
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My phone, ereader, laptop and digital camera are all not going to fit thereā¦ not along with my dinner plates and glasses of water! Donāt be an anti-desk-ite!
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Yes, until those same consultants say, āHey, you know what post-millenials donāt need? Nightstands. Those dark wacky kids. Their beds are their nightstands.ā
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Shit, what millenials really donāt need is those pesky beds! Sooo old fashioned. Replace those with a spot in the corner to set up a sleeping bag or pile of pillows, and weāll really be speaking to the hip young demo.
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If hotels would replace that useless chest of drawers that frequently only is a place to deposit a clutter of hotel literature with a desk, Iād be happier. Who uses the drawers if theyāre only going to be there for a couple of days? If the hotels really want to cheap out, a simple table and chair would be just as good. Travelers still want somewhere to put their suitcases, souvenirs, a fifth of booze and a couple of glasses.
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Consultants doing what consultants like this have always done, make shit up to seem important and pretend like they know what they are doing, all justified with a made up reason.
yep. 
Keep the desk, add a 12 port high amp usb charger to it.
I like the extra pillows, makes watching tv/movies in the bed feasable, and that is typically the only location with a view of the TV, the couch and desk/chairs are all crammed down on one end of the narrow room and I get neck strain watching from those. Usually iām on the couch watching on the tablet anyway thoughā¦
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Actually what Iād like is a fucking light in the goddamn ceiling.
(yeah, I know why they donāt but I donāt care).
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If they got rid of everything except a good lamp, a few wall outlets and a mattress on the floor, Iād be happy. The rates would have to be lower, but if I know the place is clean, I would totally stay there.
Iām more afraid of those concrete buildings pancaking me in my sleep if thereās an earthquake.
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they manage to put them in the bathroom ceilings, hooked to those ridiculous timer knobs!
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Hey, itās bad enough that the are people fucking in the rooms on either side of me and usually above me as well. I donāt want the lights fucking too.
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Obviously, youāve never stayed at an Ace Hotel.
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at least they put the ceiling light in the room i do most of my reading in! reading in bed is for amateurs, real travelers multi-task, especially if they are eating at those god awful hotel restaurants or worse airports! 
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Looks great. I personally like The Jupiter.
But mostly because the attached bar, the Doug Fir, is fantastic.
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Yeah, but I donāt want a room thatās been Pooked before me.
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Marriott is the same place that ushered my generation out of Courtyard Hotels by replacing the buffet breakfast (albeit non-free) with Starbucks-ian coffee bars and minimal seating.
I still miss whiling away those breakfast minutes listening to the hostess following people holding trays of food and attempting to explain that the breakfast was not for freeā¦
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āIn the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.ā
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